elspethjane

06/07/2008

Here you go.

david:

Just turned 22.

I told David I didn’t want to reblog this because it would be silly. Then he demanded that I reblog it because he wants everyone with a Tumblr account to reblog it all over the Interwebs. So here, I reblogged it. Because it’s his birthday and he’s slightly further away from jailbait.

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05/07/2008

I miss having cats around because they’ll hop in front of whatever you’re doing and make sure they say hi, then run away :)

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IMG00696.jpg: sent via crackberry

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moth:

New Muppets video! Sam the Eagle presents a musical salute to America. (via patrioticeagle and danhacker)

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Happy Post 4th of July!

“APPLETON, Wisc. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.

“He told the officers that it was urban camouflage,” said the homeowner.

This happened in Wisconsin.

The homeowners say they woke up to whistling sounds.

The husband grabbed his shotgun and headed toward the basement where he found the sauced-up intruder.”

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04/07/2008

Case of the never melting ice: hour 2. For Chantal

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03/07/2008

how to have a white trash bbq

Thanks for the tips, Jamie. I’ll post some updates during the day and show everyone Pennsyltucky July 4th. Heh. People will be shooting guns in lieu of fireworks. Not even joking. YAAAAAY!

jamiew:

nikography:

courtesy of kat and toni:

domestic beers only, no imports

e.g budwiser, coors, olde english, miller, boxed wine

cans only, no bottles

attire: wifebeaters, light jeans, frayed ends, flip flops, cowboy boots, advertisements for amurrrica, flag pins

set off fireworks on your street

for one day enjoy being the arrogant disgusting pigs that the rest of the world thinks we are

God bless America